Katherine... Jamie (Hermione) and Nadine (Quidditch) Hogwarts meets Happy Days Cyrano DeBurgiblah
Agent Scully Hot Indiana with a Harrison Ford fetish Hot Jack Sparrow who was with Hot Indiana with a Harrison Ford fetish Dorian Gray
Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman No comment Monty Python The Monty Python Gang
Dean Haglund Dean Haglund Dean Haglund Dean Haglund
Professor Trelawney The Slytherins Me and (a) Jack Sparrow Me and Professor Snape
Me and Craig Parker *ahem* Me and Craig Parker *innocent smile*

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